the good times are killin me

meredith*claire*
use your hands in my spare time
we've got one thing in common its this tongue of mine



"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."
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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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